more and more i am feeling like i never wanna have sex

permanently dehydrated

The life of every YouTuber:

grumpysalmon:

  • I think I’m pretty conventionally attractive
  • I have absolutely nothing to say, I’ll do the eat cardboard and piss on my wounds challenge
  • This is insane love my fans so much
  • 500,000 subscribers woah
  • Blackface is extremely reasonable
  • What the fuck

(via arabellesicardi)

slack-adaisical:

didn’t sleep last night but seeing crim dell looking like this on the way to Sadler was great

slack-adaisical:

didn’t sleep last night but seeing crim dell looking like this on the way to Sadler was great

(via ofhouseadama)

Tags: crim dell

pygmyhufflepuff:

Honest research methods: Sample is predominantly female because the principal investigator is scared of talking to strange men.

(via hardcorewumbo)

Tags: yup

"I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up."

My chemistry professor today, just out of the blue. I thought it was really apropos for all college-aged individuals. (via pineapplemountain)

TRUEEEEE

(via tygermama)

Ever so true. My thirties have been soooooo much better than my twenties, and I am mightily looking forward to my forties.

(via thaxted)

I have a professor who failed out of med school. Now he does the research of his dreams. Crap gets better.

(via smilesandvials)

(via smilesandvials)

Tags: yes

fauxcyborg:

there is so little emphasis on helping victims and survivors forgive ourselves for something that was never our fault to begin with, compared to the dogmatic chanting that we must learn to forgive our abusers at any expense.

manticoreimaginary:

"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic.

(via doctorbee)

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